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Drinkeries Take On New Sex Appeal With Hot Waitress Action
Story By Emily Gannon
The waitresses transform the bar top into a dance floor or maybe
a cat walk as one blonde dances around it, flirting with the men
she passes, pointing to her cheek as the DJ plays a cover of Prince’s “Kiss.” A
man anxiously takes her picture and then helps her down from the
bar. The staff mingle and flirt, changing attire and attitude throughout
the evening, as they liven the night and humidify the already hot
mood. Another waitress in a slinky cocktail dress is dancing on
a table. A brunette waitress in a casual jeans and button-up shirt
dances nearby. Then they switch tables, appealing to new crowds
and striking new poses under the pyramid-shaped lights that dangle
from the ceiling, which change color almost as often as the bar
top, transforming them, chameleon-style, from waitress to model
to dancer to center of attention—one that quenches a different
kind of thirst.
Across the street, at New York-New York’s Coyote Ugly, the mood is
more Gila monster than chameleon as the blunt waitresses in jeans, spiky belts
and mini-shirts bark orders at the lively crowd, rewarding the brave souls
who dance on the bar with shots of liquor poured directly into their mouths.
Disobey, and you may get more than you bargained for. “Michelle was shy
and decided not to take her bra off,” scoffs the Coyote. “That
means you have to get down on your knees and take five shots.” Though
the young woman in the flowing black-and-white hippie-style shirt really doesn’t
appear to be wearing a bra, she kneels, good-naturedly. “One,” chants
the crowd. “Two.” By the time she hits three her head jerks to
the side. Face wrinkles, nose crinkles. But she holds it down and takes the
remaining two before leaving the stage. Then “Are you Gonna Be My Girl” comes
on, a group of five dancing women jump onstage—savoring the shots—and
the night bounces on. Two waitresses are dancing on a side bar. One is on the
main bar. They’re barking orders at the men and pouring shots for the
women, and have complete command over the bar as they swivel their hips and
stomp their boots. The best is yet to come, when five of the Coyotes mount
the stage together and perform a routine, dancing and occasionally scowling
at unruly customers, in sync.
In Coyoteland you do what they tell you. They’re known for their pushy,
New York attitude here, and the dancing and singing and chastising is meant
to be motivational, interactive. Smile when they spray you with water. Dance
when they order it and drink when you’re told. Across the dark-wood dancehall,
where there’s no place to sit and bars line the perimeter, bras hang
from lights and posters and anything else they can hang from. Panties, too,
dangle amid the New- York themed decorations (“Ladies, if your panties
are too tight, take them off!” orders one server), from the window painted
with New York skyscrapers to the license plates. Joan Jett or Maroon 5 or Kid
Rock blare from the speakers, and grown men trot around the bar like they’re
riding a horse just because the waitress told them to. And in this new, twisting
world of Vegas clubs, the women rule the floor. When they come stomping, you
better watch your toes. |
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