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You’ll
need a choice of staging areas, places to come down, set
the tone, seal the deal, steal the prize.
Story
By Bill Becker
AVA at The Mirage
I need an evening capper before the evening begins. I saddle over
to AVA at The Mirage, a tiki hut affair decked out in '50s nouveau,
set within a rainforest of rubber trees and areca palms. Waterfalls
tumble, the sun pours in from a sky dome. A simple, but effective
retreat here at The Mirage's AVA. Casino-central to the hotel,
this bar-lounge hops at all hours with Isis, a five-piece band
that belts out blues tunes and the best of Alanis Morissette.
I recline for a moment on one of the clean-lined lime-colored
couch seats flanking the perimeter where I can see all-from the
entertainment to the other lounge lizards to the ladies in big
hair pumping silver dollars into slots as fast as they can excavate
them from their purses. Where are the lava lamps, I wonder, as
a wellcleaved, auburn-haired pussycat in purple hip huggers comes
my way to take my order. She recommends the AVAcano-dark and light
rums and a dose of Southern Comfort to give them teeth, served
with a toasted coconut garnish.
A crowd of good old boys revels at the table next to mine. They're
entitled; there's lots of room here in which to relax, listen
and look around, perhaps getting lost in the faux pre-Columbian
head carvings that decorate the back of the bar and the brave
couples cutting a rug on the intimate dance space before the proscenium.
I contemplate the menu while slaking my thirst: Should I have
ordered a Passion Fire with chocolate liqueur, vodka and a "flame"
of cayenne? Whew! Or AVAdisiac, where watermelon juice and vodka
seem to conjugate. Could the AVAinstinct, be just another passion
fruit Martini with mandarin-infused Absolut? Too many questions
for my scene-sopped brain.
More purple-clad waitresses alight from the bar area bearing
tall V-shaped glasses filled with puce and chartreuse concoctions-none
flambé, however. Somewhere a volcano is erupting, but not in my
head. Not today. Not tonight.
Tabù at MGM Grand
After midnight I saunter into this place, easily slipping the
rope with one of my time-tested tricks, VIP list tricks. I'm getting
those "who is that?" looks from a line in which some serious babes
have congregated, bursting from their black wraps like a can of
spinach in Popeye's mad grip. The ogling gets me going and going,
I am-into the dark frenzy of a Saturday night in Sin City.
I head inside where the lights you see are the projections on
the walls, bars and tables of odd, changing images that seem to
melt to the heat of your hands as you wave them over these artful
surfaces. Clearly nothing stays the same at Tabú, not even for
a second.
I wade over to the bar, only thigh-high here so spike-heeled
girls can sit on it and order up. A wall of disappearing, then
reappearing bottles behind the bar intrigues me for now. The complexity
of Tabú's décor seeps through my Bombay Sapphire. I nearly forget
to catch the covey of Britney and J. Lo look-alikes around me,
angling to get noticed, discovered, swept away.
As the night deepens, so does the crowd. The inviting couch-bed
arrangements I saw as I entered are now filled with hands and
faces in hyperactive convulsions. Beneath the pulsating lights,
it's all black textures and skin until two girls step onto the
low-rise table and start to dance. A waitress steps up and joins
them and the writhing trio gets met by guys horning in on the
action and copycat table dances at other mini fêtes around the
room.
I cruise between the two bars (it's all champagne and cigars
and leggy girls in high back shoes in the bar's backroom) to the
central lounge area, where every available surface has turned
into a dance platform for naughty nymphettes. The projected swirls
go wild with liquid movement. I feel like I'm in some sort of
live Jackson Pollock canvas in which people are the paint, where
any color could splash and drip at any moment. The action here
never stops, but ebbs, flows and explodes until 6 A.M. when I
finally take my leave under the solid light of the sun, letting
the projections of the neon, the night and those delicious dancers
slowly fade from memory.
One last lounge moment before I go. I choose Tabú. If the place
rocks like a supernova at night, what could it be like at 2 P.M.
on a football Sunday? I saddle up to the empty bar and sit on
it, sans J. Lo or Britney this time, only the barboy for conversation.
The music is mellow, the lighting effects almost poetic. A couple
snuggles at one of the couch arrangements. The dancing waitresses
have long since left. A simple Chivas this time, ice, nice. I'm
taken in by the schizophrenia of it, wrapped in the calm of this
hot-blooded den, wondering what secrets might come of it. I sip
the fine Scotch and become part of the changing mural of images
on the wall. A very fitting Zen, indeed.
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