He Threw in the Foot Odor, Free
Mike: “It was a slow night. A woman pulled up and started excitedly yelling that she was on a scavenger hunt and needed the shoe of a valet parking attendant to win. She gave the valet on duty, who happened to be famous for his cheap footwear, $140 for his old smelly dime-store tennis shoe!” 

Karma Wears a Collar
Chaz: “During the graveyard shift, this jerk tore into the casino's driveway and parked. We repeatedly told him he couldn't park there, but he refused to move. He went into the casino, leaving a huge, panting dog in the truck. Five hours later, I guess the dog got impatient. The guy had left a big bag of dog food in the truck…and you know what happened. The dog ripped open the bag and dog food flew everywhere. And, apparently the guy also left behind some chocolate. You know what happens when dogs eat chocolate? Pretty soon there were, uh, accidents all over the truck. When the guy got back to his truck around 6A.M., it looked like karma on wheels.” 

And Snow White Was Totally Wasted on Champagne
Brian: “One Halloween night, a valet refused to release a car to a guy dressed as the tooth fairy, because the tooth fairy was drunk. (That's the law. The ‘releasing of a car to a drunk' part, not the ‘tooth fairy behind the wheel' part.) Finally, the tooth fairy left in a huff....but then Little Bo Peep came out and the whole scenario started over again!” 

Gone in 60 Seconds
Chaz: “A month ago, a Mirage limo came up to the north door of Bellagio and the driver went to escort one passenger into the hotel. Meanwhile, the other passenger, who was passed out drunk in the back seat of the limo, suddenly came to. She didn't know where she was, and she panicked. She climbed through the hole leading to the driver's compartment and drove off! The driver ran outside yelling ‘That's my limo! She stole my limo!' Fortunately, she only drove to the main entrance and announced, ‘I stole this limo!' Then she tried to valet it!”